You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
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did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
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Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
A bitchslap is in order.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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