Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Randomize
