I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
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I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
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She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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