he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
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you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
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Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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