I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
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I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
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you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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