just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
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Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
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I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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