What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
God, I missed his penis.
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