3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
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He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
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Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
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