i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
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Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
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That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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