I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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