I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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