is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
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there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
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Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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