I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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