U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
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All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
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The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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