worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
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You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
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Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
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