I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
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Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
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It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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