yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
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i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
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Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
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