Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
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