alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
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I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
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When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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