I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
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I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
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He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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