Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
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John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
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You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
I think people are normalizing furries
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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