I just made out with a guy for $7.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
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He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
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Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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