Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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