i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
Randomize
