it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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