I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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