was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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