There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
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i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
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Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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