thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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