He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
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