(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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