Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
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this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
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I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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