playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
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found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
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Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...