Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house