even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
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Absence makes the cock grow harder.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
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I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
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