You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
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He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
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THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??