Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Farmville is her only friend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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