im about as happy as oj after his trial
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
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