You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
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