He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
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ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
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I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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