Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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