He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
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