I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
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I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
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Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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