i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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