What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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