she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
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Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
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We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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