Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
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I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
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Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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