win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
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Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
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The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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