so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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