we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
