wrigley field is MILF paradise
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
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I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
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Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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