i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
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UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
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I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.