so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
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Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
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Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs