Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
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