It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
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Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
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WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
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