Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
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Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
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Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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